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  • days_go_by
    09-12 07:34 PM
    I think she is ok, getting an H1-B approval doesn't mean that you have to start immediately. for e.g, many of the Indian tech companies get an H1-B at the start of the year and when they have a need for that person in US, send him/her over.
    Only after her first payroll would she be considered on H1-B.
    These opinions are as per my understanding, please correct me if I am wrong.





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  • coronapup
    07-24 09:02 PM
    To be on the safe side, she still wants to file the application if it doesn't affect the 485.
    Anyone file COS to H4 lately? Which center I need to send my package? :) THANKS A LOT





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  • kothuri
    10-02 03:16 PM
    I came across this article on Murthy.com and got lil nervous.

    http://www.murthy.com/news/n_hombus.html

    I am currently on H1b applied for 485, LC Cleared, I140 Cleared.
    I work for a company X but own another consulting company and I am a passive partner with a share of 49%. Another friend of mine who is also in the same boat as I am is another partner with 49% stake. My Sister who is a Green Card holder has 2% Stake and is an active partner.

    I have not taken a single penny from the company in the last 2yrs we formed the company and we file a K1 every year. Even though the company makes profits/loss we are not taking the profit nor writing off the losses from our individual taxes, However both of us (I and my friend who are passive partners) end up doing most of the work such as
    1. Signing the bank checks
    2. Signing the USCIS documents for employees who are working for our company.(for I129, etc etc)

    Does this mean that I am a clear candidate to be on INS Red alert/Radar?

    I know that an H1b holder can have a company on H1B and cannot work for that company part time/full time precisely what I have been doing since I have never taken a pay check from the company however I never thought that this could have implications on the 485 approval.

    Can some one answer my question. I guess I am more looking at some one like UnitedNations to answer.

    -Sri





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  • Rocky4884
    05-26 02:45 PM
    Hello,

    Last week i received RFE for my wife's father's name. The name on birth certificate is different from school leaving & other docs. I'm trying to get it corrected from Mumbai.
    I beleive if i get a correct one matching with other docs, i should be ok.

    Another issue, i have is i have rented an apartment under my name close to my work in the same state. All my docs have my home address, my question is will it affect my case if they find another address under my name?? I still have official address as my home everywhere...



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  • p_aluri
    10-08 02:58 PM
    Look at the article date :)
    Here is the good news for the people who want to join the client.

    In the eye of the H-1B visa storm - CNET News (http://news.cnet.com/2008-1082-256398.html)





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  • ganguteli
    02-11 03:47 PM
    US Congress has time for all this

    http://www.rediff.com/news/2009/feb/12us-house-passes-resolution-on-mahatma.htm

    I see nothing wrong in it. It is an honor for India that our Mahatma Gandhi is remembered and associated with the biggest movement in USA. Gandhi did not get a Nobel prize but people who got nobel peace prize at that time are forgotten and he is not. There are bigger issues than talking about greencards in congress.


    Do you want Congress to only talk about EB 3 India retrogression and discuss March Visa bulletin? :D:D



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  • ranand00
    08-28 12:12 AM
    Hi company A applied for my H1 in april 1st week.
    they have got 2 rfe so far and now i am not interested in working with them(they also dont seem interested in replying to the 2nd rfe)
    Another company is interested in filing my h1b.
    what is the safest way to go about doing this.
    should i let company B know that i filed with company A before.
    Also will there be any problem in getting H1b approved because of my earlier filing
    Thanks
    Anand





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  • Enginator
    09-12 12:39 PM
    If you didnt initially use your EAD to work, you should be fine because you have a valid H1B! See my other thread on this matter please.



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  • arunabha
    04-19 07:07 PM
    Hi,
    I got an email from a reporter at the Seattle Business Magazine who is writing an article on the lack of Immigration reform in the United States and how that is adversely affecting innovation and job creation.

    The magazine in question is definitely not a major publication, however I think its important to highlight our case wherever possible.

    Is there a 'Media Kit' on the lines of "meet your lawmaker kit' ? I looked at the "contact media" link on the home page but could not find anything.

    I would be grateful if someone can point me to the relevant material, or if someone is willing to share their experience in talking to the media.

    Thanks





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  • baldev.thakur
    12-12 08:45 PM
    Hi Wish you all a V V HAPPY XMAS !!!
    One of my friends gave me this suggestion - go find some voice over IV. Till Now I was least bothered but because the new anti- H1 B laws are being proposed ( Sen Grassy et all ) , I have to look at this angle. Because without GC , with those new laws in effect, it might be imposs to work here..
    Ok , I filed under E B 2 category way back in Ending of 05 and my Labor and 140 got approved.Filed AOS in 2008 ending and since then on the GC wait List.
    There are some questions I have which makes me think - is it worth the wait ? IF NOT then lets look at other possibilities including starting some business in Bangalore or going to Canada. I dont know- PL Help me out here friends.
    When my employer filed for labor the the promised amt of some $90K in immigrant labor applocation. I could not make that much but I was around $72K Then I had to leave him and go work in UK for the same client ( since that was a UK based company ) and my employer got paid hiring fees. He was not aversive .
    So for entire 2007 my income was 0 becos I was in UK working for this MNC and paying UK taxes.
    1) Then in 2008 the same client called me back to US but it took some 2 months before they could finally begin my work there and only then my pay started .
    So 2008 - I was only close to some $60K PA ( annualized but I was not there entire 2008 . I came back from UK to US around mid 08).
    Then on there had been no problem 08 and 09 all gone well.

    2 )I read the GC terms and it said - bcos GC is prospective thing, it has nothing to do with your current salary. But in realistic terms - is there chance of problem here ? looking at this ..?
    3) If I am in Bangalore after Feb 10, permanently would that be problem in case the lines moves up and I am not in USA ? Will they think that because you are not in US ...and are not working for same employer , cant give GC ..?

    Which one can be hurdle in final step 1 , 2 or 3 ? Or God only know
    ok bye
    Baldevsingh



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  • nhfirefighter13
    October 27th, 2004, 05:28 AM
    The bassist was reeeeealy close to a bright yellow-ish light everytime it came on (hit his arm and bass) it blew everything all to hell. Not quite sure how to compensate for something like that so I started taking shots when that one light turned off.

    I was using a flash with a different band but from a distance. I wasn't too sure if it would bother them or not.

    Thanks for the feedback!





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  • sachin27
    03-26 12:13 PM
    I had to withdraw my application since I had to file for a divorce. I was just told yesterday that my petition in withdrawn and my wife will be notified in a week. I was also told that I can re-file before.

    Currently we have withdrawn the Divorce papers as well. But I don't know what steps to be taken for re-file.

    She has an A number which I can provide now. But the two question I have is her current USCIS status? She came on K1 and another question is "Have you ever applied for Perm. Res.?" The Answer will be yes with date and place of filing, but what should I write for final disposition.

    Please help this is urgent.



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  • number30
    11-08 10:56 AM
    Dear Sir / Madam

    I am a software consultant on H1B. I have recently concluded my employment in California for client A and now I have relocated to GA where I am working for client B.

    I have the following questions in this regard:
    1) Should I do an LCA transfer to the state of GA from CA? + How many days do I have from the date of original relocation to do this transfer?
    2) Can I do this paper work by myself or would I need the help of an immigration lawyer? + Any idea of what the average / approximate expense would be?

    Any information with regards to this is highly appreciated.

    Many thanks in advance.

    Your Company has to file LCA not you. Technically they have to file H1B amendment. Many people does not this. It has to be filed Immediately. There is nothing like grace period.





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  • Dhundhun
    10-14 02:52 AM
    http://mumbai.usconsulate.gov/cut_off_dates.html

    Not much difference - EB2 India gained two months, EB3 gained three months.

    Category India Most Other Countries
    F1 1 May 2002 1 May 2002
    FX 15 July 2001 15 July 2001
    F2A 8 Februrary 2004 8 February 2004
    F2B 15 January 2000 15 January 2000
    F3 1 July 2000 1 July 2000
    F4 22 July 1997 15 November 1997
    E1 Current Current
    E2 1 June 2003 Current
    E3 1 October 2001 1 May 2005
    EW 15 Janurary 2003 15 Janurary 2003
    E4 Current Current
    E4-Religious Current Current



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  • lunar
    08-11 04:01 PM
    Can you pl share why did you got an RFE ? didnt file AC21 or random audit ?





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  • QuintonBermuda
    04-26 10:26 PM
    Sorry, If you read towards the bottom there is talk of eliminating the per country caps...



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  • pamposh
    02-09 01:59 PM
    This Stupid lame Duck talks of only increase of H1B's. Rarely or never talks abt removing GC quota.Then if congress really listens to him,its gonna take 6 years just to get Prewailing Wage From DOL.:mad:

    Please do not call names on a public forum.





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  • MatsP
    August 28th, 2009, 01:00 PM
    I can't really help much, but I would say that going Canon won't actually help (unless you would be happy to use the Canon Digital Photo Professional tools, which is a simpler variant of lightroom, sort of).

    New formats of RAW format always needs newer versions of software.

    --
    Mats





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  • CHHAYA
    09-30 06:58 AM
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    I Have Some Problems In I-140. Mine Is 3yrs Bach+1yr Diploma Degree, Professional Job As Analyst, Eb3 Category. I Am From From Maryland So Vsc Is Center. My Lawyer Called Me That File Is Ready To Go But Vsc, Tsc And Csc Are Not Excepting Any I-140 Now, They Has To Be File At Nsc. But Nsc Is Very Strict And They Are Denying For 3yrsbach Degree In Professional Job. So I Don't Know What To Do? Any Ideas? Any One Like Mine Case? Please Let Me Know.





    Leo07
    09-03 05:03 PM
    I was thinking I'm the only one waiting for the inventory data eagerly.I just stopped short of opening a thread though:)

    As ridiculous and pathetic as it may sound in our case, Homo sapiens like to wait for something good or in 'hope' for the good to come.

    While waiting for GC eternally, we learned to wait for VB each month,Demand Data used for VB each month,Inventory Data released quarterly. Of course, for all the analysis & comments that come out of each of these data points.

    If it helps any, don't expect it before Tuesday/Wednesday next week.
    Have a wonderful long weekend y'all!

    When will they post inventory data? I got bored with analyzing/looking May 2010 inventory. EB3 filers like me needs something to munch on for next couple of years.

    Note to USCIS: don't delay your release dates of inventories. Keep us busy ...





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    06-16 08:34 AM
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