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  • quizzer
    11-08 05:26 PM
    EB-2, NSC, PD 10/30/07. Only LUD on 11/22/06, since then nothing

    Romesh,

    Any updates?

    Thanks





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  • sri1309
    12-08 07:05 AM
    Hi All,
    I have come to this forum to ask for some advise because this is one of the forums where lot of the visitors are engineers, and most of them work in computers related fields.
    I have a stable job( non-engineering) and I am making a decent salary(more than 200K/year) right now but I just hate my job.I desperatly want to change my field.
    I am hoping to get my green card next year( PD 06/2004 NSC EB 2 India).I need your advise on how to get into computer/software/IT field.
    I do not have an engineering background but am willing to go back to school. I would like to start working on this transition while I wait for my GC.

    My questions are -
    1- Is there a shortcut of getting into any computer/software or related field ?training,short courses, anything!
    Absolutely, just have some experience with a Komputer software, they call Microsoft Outlook. Its actually a suite of products, Office, word and excel. It can get little tough initially, but as you know fruits will be bitter, when you get trained in such a tough course. Set aside 1-2 months in a week, for this.
    2- If I have to go back to school what major will I need to take? Any specific requirements?
    I'd not waste time for school. See 1. A simple course is sufficient.
    3-I have a bachelors but not in engineering- can I go straight for a MS in computer science or will I have to do a bachelors in Computers first.

    See 1. Dont spend anytime in MS or PhDs.

    4-How's the current job market and and also if you have any idea/view about future job scenario?
    Current job market is booming. You may have seen job losses in other fields, but in IT, its not the case. I was making $125K 3 months back and now I am switching jobs as I have 5 offers, offering me more than 200K. My employer is begging me to stay.
    5-Have any of you made/seen such a transition at my stage?- I am 35, married with working spouse.
    Absolutely, 50% in this forum are same like you. Me too.
    6-Also if somebody can give an idea about salaries in computer related fields?
    Point 4 answers.

    Have a good day guys and thank you in advance for your views.

    Hope this helps too. I fully agree with Lord.
    So how long have you been in the US.





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  • gcformeornot
    05-14 10:20 AM
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forum5-all-other-green-card-issues/1403687-new-blow-for-us.html





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  • Hassan11
    09-07 11:44 AM
    I posted this question almost a month agao with no response. can anybody help?? I am stuck........
    Hi

    I have a question regarding an appeal I did a year ago for a rejected LC.

    I have an approved LC and I-140 on an entry level position (EB3) with my company. after I got a promotion to a senior position that requires a masters degree but with a smilar job description but more senior and supervisory responsabilities with the same company. after promotion, I filed for a new LC (EB2) but it got rejected because DOL thinks it is the same position as the already approved LC. my company and I wrote a letter as an appeal on Sep 2006 within 30 days from rejection of LC to BALCA explaining that new position requires a masters degree and it is a senior position with more supervisory duties. as of today, almost a year later, we haven't heard anything regarding DOL (BALCA) decision on my appeal. is anybody in the same situation?? what should I do next?? also I read somewhere that DOl might revoke the already approved LC EB3 after I filed a second LC for EB2 with the same employer. can DOL revoke the first LC EB3 after I have an approved I-140?? please help. Thanks



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  • joeshmoe
    03-24 04:13 PM
    Thanks guys... I believe my experiences are "progressive" (whatever that means) in a sense that during 5 years of work I progressed accordignly and to the level that the job description / ad for my position would require BS plus 5 years of experience.

    What I don't get and was not quite sure about was the fact that 2 of those 5 years were during college. 5 years of experience is 5 years - I don't get why they would not like it. It is normal for people to work full time and go to college full time. When you get hired, if you have 5 years of full time experience, the prospective employer could not care less that 2 years of that were gained during last 2 years of college.

    Dunno ... with USCIS and their rules ...

    I asked my lawyer (duahhaaaa) and he said it's ok ... but I don't trust him.

    M.





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  • kishdam
    03-20 12:39 PM
    And law firm is right, they protect their clients. Search this forum for I-140 revocation by USCIS. I-140 was approved and then revoked by USCIS itself. In that case AC21 does not help, 485 will be denied.

    I didnt understand your point: Is revoking an approved I140 is mandotary for the employer when an employee leaves? Per most lawyers it is not mandotory. Yes ofcourse employers "can" revoke but the question is it necessary for their interests and how?

    Revocation of an approved I140 by USCIS is may be for other reasons like incorrect info when its applied or something like that.



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  • augustus
    07-13 01:33 PM
    You are right. Suits are the way to go. Let them know we are no scum bags!!!! GO PEOPLE! Dress up... Have your day!!





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  • bbenhill
    01-12 01:03 PM
    Its' very depressing state, I really feel bad about current state of affairs of economy...

    Its' very depressing , So lets close this thread :(

    But gcformeornot Don't give me read for that , Nothing against you , I am giving you green

    Skd, it was nice of you .. I gave you green :)



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  • dixie
    08-23 11:37 PM
    Recognize that there are many among us who have Phds from top 5 schools and are currently employed as professors and researchers. Many of them are in EB-2 and going through this same BS as you and me. If you feel so frustrated and betrayed, imagine what these professors and researchers must be going through. Life is never fair .. that is nature's way.

    Some people will inevitably get a GC on a platter .. whether that is by way of winning a diversity lottery, or family immigration or a fake marriage. No point wasting time in self-pity.


    People who did BSc and BA...have gotten thier Gc approved recently...by getting pre-approved..LC's applying in e2-rir even though they do not qualify in EB2.people who did MS from top schools and stayed with good companies are in e2/ e3 categories are in BEC.....What an irony..

    Is there any use in comming here as a student?? anymore..





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  • rockstart
    02-10 05:05 PM
    Since your wife is the primary applicant as you mentioned I dont think you need to wait for 180 days. Your employer is no way concerened with your EAD/ GC. But in case both you and your wife are working for same H1 employer then you moving might ring alarm bells for him but in case 180 days are already over then there is not much he can do.



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  • yabadaba
    06-22 09:38 AM
    is a TB skin test neccessary even if you tell the doc you've had a history of positive TB tests? do i have to prove i've had a history of postive TB test for the doctor to remark that on i-693..or can he just remark that without evidence and go on my word

    thanks
    u need evidence. in writing.





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  • enggr
    10-02 10:20 AM
    you could try getting a letter from university that you had completed all the requirements for your degree in 2000 but your degree was formally awarded in 2002

    immi_seeker,
    That was a nice idea, but I won't get a letter from university saying that the degree requirements are completed in 2000. Also, the transcripts for one supplementary exam (in 2002) may speak against us. Do you think there's a chance? Please reply



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  • nsveta
    04-22 01:16 PM
    Hi, This is my first post here and I need some guidance regarding new-H1 under FY2010 quota.

    --One of my friend told me about this company in Chicago who is doing H-1s and apparently the quota is not over yet. I am in India and

    --Is it advisable to get my H01 filed at this time?
    --What if the USCIS asks client letters? They said, the company will take care of it if that happens -- is that even legal to say that?
    --What is the probably the CAP will be met by that time they file my H-1 in the next 2 weeks? And am not sure if the attorney returns the money in that case.

    Please suggest. Thanks





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  • Michael chertoff
    10-06 03:36 PM
    Troll alert. Avoid responding to these posts.

    just a humble question.. whats wrong in responding to this kind of posts. i dont see anything wrong in suggesting or helping other people like us.

    atleast he is not posting anything bad against IV or any religion or anything negative.


    MC



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  • snathan
    05-19 01:00 PM
    Get a letter from your USA office on their letter head that you will be in USA to do just business discussion, and stay will be very short.

    Show them that you have strong tie-up's back in India (family/house/properties/relatives etc).

    Tell them you have to continue your job in India after the business discussions in USA.

    Also show visa officer that you will not get paid in USA (no pay roll); business expenses are covered by company.
    just one cent info....

    How and how they can prove he is not going to do any work at the location, the client will not be charged for that?





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  • waitin_toolong
    08-01 10:00 AM
    she has to go alone if you dont need a stamp.

    filing for I-485 should not cause problems.

    My advice do wait till you get the receipt.



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  • Green_Always
    02-01 05:17 PM
    Enjoy !!





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  • indyanguy
    02-23 06:37 PM
    I already finished 14month 8days and still pending in NSC

    14 months 8 days!!! I am already getting frustrated after waiting for 7 months (NSC) :mad::mad::mad:





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  • jgh_res
    05-17 10:01 AM
    Here is the link:

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/17/dobbs.bushspeech/index.html


    Posted article is below. Refer to the highlighted section :

    WASHINGTON (CNN) -- President Bush's address from the Oval Office on border security and illegal immigration failed to satisfy either advocates of amnesty or those demanding that the government secure our borders and ports. Whether by design or not, however, the president did manage to advance public awareness of both crises.

    The president finally acknowledged the unsustainable social and economic burdens of permitting millions of illegal aliens to forge documents, pressure our public schools and hospitals, and overtax our local and state budgets.

    And the president, in asking for more border patrol officers and sending 6,000 National Guardsmen to our southern border to support the Border Patrol, also acknowledged the federal government's utter failure to protect the American people by securing our borders, across which as many as three million illegal aliens enter this country each year.

    President Bush's five-point plan began with the words, "First, the United States must secure its borders." But the president did not assign any urgency to the national task of doing so. Deploying as many as 6,000 members of the National Guard to help secure our broken border with Mexico is positive step.

    But the president's proposal to place those National Guardsmen in some sort of adjunct support role is peculiar at best, and without question, woefully inadequate. The president sounded as if he were trying to appease Mexico's President Vicente Fox, assuring him we would not militarize the border. If there is to be appeasement at all, that should fall to the Mexican government rather than President Bush.

    Not only are millions of illegal aliens entering the United States each year across that border, but so are illegal drugs. More cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine and marijuana flood across the Mexican than from any other place, more than three decades into the war on drugs.

    President Bush and all the open borders advocates should be held to account for not doing everything in their power to destroy the drug traffic across our borders, as well as illegal immigration.

    If it is necessary to send 20,000 -- 30,000 National Guard troops to the border with Mexico to preserve our national sovereignty and protect the American people from rampant drug trafficking, illegal immigration and the threat of terrorists, than I cannot imagine why this president and this Congress would hesitate to do so.

    And how can this president and this Congress begin to rationalize placing immigration reform, which has been neglected since the last amnesty 20 years ago, ahead of national security and the safety of all Americans?

    President Bush went on to say that in order to secure our borders we must create a temporary guest worker program. What? Come again, Mr. President. The president knows better, and so do the American people. Control of our borders and ports is necessary to our national security and a temporary worker program is an exploitive luxury for corporate America.

    The president also said we need to hold employers who hire illegal aliens accountable, but he failed to say how. What should be the penalties for these illegal employers? How large a fine should they receive? How many years in jail for the executives of such companies?

    It would have been inspiring to hear the president say that he and his friend Vicente Fox had discussed illegal immigration and drug trafficking and reached an agreement that both our country's militaries would be used to create a joint border security force, one that working together would ensure the integrity of the Untied States/Mexico border.

    Wouldn't it have been nice as well for this president to suggest that the U.S. government would also take seriously its responsibilities to create a new and efficient immigration system to accommodate the backlog of millions of people trying to do the right thing? The same agency that would have to oversee Mr. Bush's amnesty program could not begin to do so because the Citizenship and Immigration Services already faces a backlog of millions of people who are trying to enter this country lawfully.

    Aside from the fact that both political parties are complicit with corporate America and special interests in placing so-called immigration reform ahead of border and port security speaks volumes about our elected officials' commitment to the national interest and the weight and influence of corporate America over both parties.

    Mr. President, I don't think the American people will tolerate this much longer.





    CADude
    01-12 01:20 PM
    This is illegal to send passport across country. Talk to Attorney. I will suggest for India trip, if required or notirized copy of passport.





    claudia255
    03-24 05:47 PM
    Thank you Mark!
    You did an excellent job. Your explanations were very clear and probably made sense for someone who is not familiar with EB immigration issues.
    Thanks!



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