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  • dummgelauft
    11-02 02:32 PM
    I'm getting my bag of M & M's and box of Kleenex tissues ready.

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  • ramus
    08-31 05:27 PM
    1 min. stuck in the backlog... How many wants to come to DC... may be 1000???





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  • iptel
    01-30 06:13 PM
    There has to be reason why greencard holder been deported likely due to some illegal act. Here we are law abiding resident waiting for our legal status in legal ways.
    So I dont understand where this deportation issue coming from.





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  • gcgreen
    08-12 01:29 PM
    your LC should include the O-NET code for your job. Check that carefully.

    I am in the same boat.

    My LC job duties are as follows:
    Design and development of business applications using C++, JAVA as front end
    tools and ORACLE as back end repository on WINDOWS platform. Modify
    software or customize software for clients'use with the aim of optimizing
    operational efficiency.
    Education required: bachelor degree in computer science, engineering,
    electronics or related field. Experience required: 9 months as Software
    Engineer.

    Any idea what Onet code the above description falls under?

    I am planning to take up Java developer position with new employer using EAD. is it ok? Lawyer has been saying that the job description has to match 100%. I dont agree with him. any comments please?.



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  • desi3933
    07-19 04:14 PM
    No I am not his agent. We were expecting this information from some credible source. I did not know your wife runs and maintains a web site when she get time off from her AmWay/QuickStar business. I am referring to ---- http://www.assureconsulting.com/faqs/h1b_transfer.shtml
    Thanks but in future please lead us to govt/fed web sites. Now from here onwards, I am not going to reply to your notes, you simply do not deserve it!

    LoL. You are such an idi***!

    Rest of the post is not for Mr. Kumar. So Mr Kumar, please ignore the rest of the post.

    Here is another link:
    Immigration Rights and Responsibilities of Scholars in H-1B Status
    http://www.bu.edu/isso/scholars/h1-rights.html

    Search for no later than 30 days after the I-797 start date

    Before you ask: I don't work/study at Boston University.

    ________________________
    Not a legal advice.





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  • sandy_77
    04-24 03:01 PM
    I think, getting my visa re-stamped has become the most inhuman experience. I received my visa renewal I-797 in January 2008 and since I was visiting India in Feb 2008, I decided to get the remaining period (2 years) of my H1B visa stamped. I was not expecting any trouble since I had received my 2nd visa stamp just last year in March 2007. I thought it was impossible for the visa officer's to not have my information since I have been through the drill two times before. Unfortunately, on the Feb 11th, when I went to get my passport stamped, the Visa Officer started giving out blue handouts (this one is not even listed on the New Delhi embassy website) one after the other and sure enough to me too. She wanted to know what I did (Quality Engineer in a biotech company) and even while I was explaining she started chit chatting and laughing with her superior (I assume). Then she wanted to know about my experience of over 4 years in just three words. I was completely shocked. How could I sum up my experience in 3 words. I gave her my answer but was bluntly told to take the blue handout and send the questionnaire and resume as listed to a given email ID. I did that the next day, having no idea what I was getting into. It has been over 2 and a half months now and till date I have no idea what exactly is my fault and what is happening with my visa. The visa officer kept my and my wife's passports and I-797 form and around march 11th asked for my i-129 and other documents which I promptly gave at the embassy. Every time i have called the embassy or the DOS, I get the same response that the application is pending security check and no more details can be given. They refuse to understand that I have a life and home there and i have to pay my bills. I have lived in US for 8 years now and have also completed my master's there. Every month I have to call the utility companies, insurance company, post office and phone company to know what my bills are and have to pay them. Every two months I have to spend close to Rs 1800 to fedex checks to my friends so that they can pay my rent. I have had to cancel my flight tickets and suffered losses there. I have not even filed my tax returns for the year. My life is thrown completely out of gear and i have no idea how i will pay my rent and bills if my company decides to put me on unpaid leave or just terminates my employment. The consulates refuse to issue even a visitor visa so that we can go to US and dispose off our properties. How inhuman and arrogant can the get? How could we possibly become criminals overnight? How can they expect our employer's to retain us after such long delays (so guys have been stuck for 8 or more months)? Aren't they forcing unemployment unjustly on us without any reason if they cannot find anything wrong with our background later? What national security secrets act is preventing the phone visa specialists from disclosing exactly where we are in the process and what is stopping the progress? There are so many questions that need answers and all of us feel helpless as we continue to witness DOS destroy our credibility, careers, our credit history...almost everything that we have worked so hard to earn. How can they expect to build bridges with the world when they are hurting unjustly so many people (29 pages worth of numbers at delhi website and some 59 pages worth of numbers at the chennai website and God knows how many on other consulates worldwide. I have heard people spending some $5000 every month in Canada. This is horrible and some community organizations and law firms must talk to the DOS/Whitehouse about this issue. National Security is must but there must be better way than playing with the future of so many innocent people (99% most likely of which will have acceptable backgrounds).



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  • bestia
    08-31 03:55 PM
    Good Find

    Nah, I don't think so. Not a good article.

    1. His salary CAN be raised.
    2. His wife CAN work, as article mentions that he applied for GC in 2004
    3. I never heard about 1 million - I guess we were talking about 140000 unused visas right? Where this 1 million came from?
    4. If the company is bought - one doesn't generally reapply for GC.

    Even little lies don't serve a good cause as this article can be easily discredited.





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  • priderock
    08-13 04:09 PM
    Just curious, why would any one file again just because they did not get the receipt for the first one (unless there is a legitimate concern like no Fedex/currier tracking for the first one , change of conditions like have second/better LC etc)?
    What guarantees the second one will be accepted ? Just improving the odds ? Then, why stop at filing two applications ??



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  • Green_Always
    10-27 07:48 PM
    Dont Know from past 20 yrs after coming out of college, for some reason I dont like Infy.

    ( It is not that I didnt get a Job there ) I had been to there couple of facilities in various cities in India for pre-sales and post sales product support.





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  • raj123
    04-01 05:14 PM
    Sent Fax 10



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  • chanduv23
    06-19 10:12 PM
    Here is another part of story.

    My PD was current back in 2004, this attorney/employer ignored my calls/emails from Oct to Dec 15. They filed my 485 during christmas week end, they screwed up something and USCIS rejected my application (thats what they say). Thanks to retrogession from Jan 2005. All my documents were ready by Oct. I would have had my EAD since 2005.

    De javu, again I am being mandated to file thru same attorney. I don't have problem paying more money for a good attorney and good service.

    I don't know if I am in a trap or something.


    I think u r in a trap here. I recently talked to a HR of a desi company and he clearly told me his boss does not want to file for 485 for all eligible applicants and is working on strategies to fool his employees into prolonging things till dates retrogress.

    U can choose ur lawyer, u don't have to let employer know u applying for 485 at all. Do not link ur lawyer and employer for any reason. Keep them both away. U already have 140 approved and u have nothing to lose.

    Don't fall into ur employer - lawyer trap





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  • mpadapa
    05-13 08:35 AM
    Here is a website where you can find your congressmen and senators
    http://www.visi.com/juan/congress/
    Key in your full zipcode (5+4)
    Also you can find house representatives at http://www.house.gov/
    and Senators at http://www.senate.gov/

    Do find your nearest lawmakers office from the lawmakers website

    software7,

    would you please let me know in detail how you approached congress men and senators?
    How did you get their addresses and contact numbers? I am also in the similar situation.



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  • GCaspirations
    10-01 08:40 PM
    Hello,
    My application was sent on July20th to NSC.
    Today I got a transfer notice saying application is transferred to Texas Service center. question
    1. The Receipt number starts with WAC (CSC) but the notice tells it is under Texas service center. Where exactly is the application.
    2. Is the Transfer notice same as application receipt or I will get a separate application receipt ? I do not see any received date column on the transfer notice.
    3. What is the number starting with A on the transfer notice. Different numbers for me and my wife ?


    Thanks in advance

    The number starting with A is the Alien registration Number. Should be same as approved I 140.





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  • franklin
    09-21 05:43 PM
    Great to have you on board.

    I encourage you to join into our state chapter (see my signature for the link). Good to have another NoCaler around :)



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  • Libra
    07-17 10:21 AM
    God, within one month they processed only 9 days applications, mine is sep 20 and i dont know when my number will come. Damn, they can process 25k applications in 2 days but they cant process 9 days I-140 apps in one month. so frustrating, my h1 will expire on sep 29th 2007:mad:

    September 14, 2006





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  • FinalGC
    05-15 10:51 AM
    I believe Mbhai did a dis-service by negating good advice. What is the guarantee that the 2nd women that this guy marries will not ask for divorce? The best thing he can do is find a way to reconcile, unless there is marital infidility.

    I believe "snathan" story was inspiring and addressed the true problem of that individual and every indivudual's life. Trust me, when you all get your GC's ...it will be these things that will matter to all of you, rather than anything else.

    hmm, i think munnabhai did the right thing.

    sometimes people give irrelevant advice. one guy asks im getting divorced, what shud i do with respect to 485? if people tell him, stop worrying bout 485, focus on ur life and fix ur marraige, then its not helping him from a "forum" perspective.

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  • mirage
    02-04 03:14 PM
    Guys,

    I know ROW country may not like this thread, but look at EB-3 India or China, put yourself in our shoes and than you may realize how unfair this country is. In this unprecedented financial turmoil, I feel there are very remote chances for CIR or any package which increase immigration etc would pass, I am taking this initiative to gather as many people I can and go to washington. Again this is not an IV effort. If you are with me , you can spare some time it could be few days in Washington!! please PM me.
    Again we are not creating any organization or anything, we are not going against IV's agenda. This is also a part of IV's agenda, but for now our sole agenda will be to bring a 2 line bill to remove country quota or increase the country cap(whichever can fly).

    PS : For EB-3 India, unless country cap is removed or increased, you can presume you GC application dead forever...For EB-2 India It'll be a long journey for people with PDs sooner than 2005...

    Thanks





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  • gg_ny
    04-13 01:43 PM
    My GC application is buried somewhere, had a vey bad week at work with piling up workload and closing on deadlines, my child as a cold, my neighbor's dog has an infection that shows up smelling foul in my front porch, it is going to snow and rain this weekend, May visa bulletin is released, EB-2 India has not moved up; topping all these there are some nimcompoohs here fighting out in a public forum about how incapable we all are to change the federal laws! God, have some mercy. Give some time to IV moderators and me some power to permanently ban these people to write to any immigration forums I read. At least give me my GC soon so I don't visit IV as often I do now and come across these kinds.

    As two of the more senior members on this forum, please set a good example for others...not this.





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  • apahilaj
    12-01 04:22 PM
    I still have not received mine yet. I am pretty sure that our FP generation has some problem due to some glitch in their system.

    What is DHS 7001 ?

    I got an automated response from ombudsman saying that I will have to fill out a formal inquiry in the form of 7001. That's the form to fill out if you want ombudsman to inquire into your case.





    Sheila Danzig
    02-25 09:33 PM
    I personally do not know of anyone who has attempted admission into a University with a CA.

    Professors expert letters range up to $900.00+ with most firms. We rarely charge more than $550.00 Each case is different and it depends on the research needed.

    In India, only UGC (University Grant Commission) is qualified to issue equivalency letters. Professor letter can be supplemental, but it can not be authentic certification, as UGC is only one to issue that.

    >> The professor's letters are not cheap but effective.
    Care to explain what do you mean by "not cheap"?

    Is there any university that have taken CA qualified for PhD programme?





    hsingh82
    04-13 04:04 PM
    So after more than a month of sleepless nights, thanks to Immigration Voice looks like my I 485 application is back on track.

    A recap of my situation:
    Last month I got an email from USCIS-CRIS stating that my I 485 was withdrawn. After being in this country for close to 10 years and in the immigration queue for more than 7 years why would I withdraw the application ??? I did not withdraw my application !!!

    It took me more than a month to find out the reason behind the withdrawal..trust me it was not easy..and guess what ....It was my Attorney who had withdrawn the application in Error. Now what ... I call USCIS multiple times.. talk to many different IO's .. some of them patient and try to help.. some extremely rude.. but all of them had only one thing to say... they cannot help!!..... I get an Info Pass... no help there either.. I set up an emergency meeting with my attorney (one of the large Immigration Law Firms) .. nothing...they accept their mistake tell me that they will do all they can .. but no assurance that they will reinstate the case .. limited forward movement.... things look gloomy and bleak..no one can help me.

    Then I called Immigration Voice on the number that is listed on the site and left a voice mail. Promptly got a call back I spoke to a Core member who understood the gravity and urgency of the situation and swiflty moved forward and got in touch with their contacts in the government. The Core member also put me in a conference call with the person who was going to look into my case, I was so relieved that I could explain the situation first hand.

    I got a call today and I was told that after evaluating my case my file has been reopened and they have mailed an offical notice regarding the same and I should get it in a few days. *Fingers crossed until I get this notice in hand ;)*
    The IV core was extremely sensitive to my situation and were very responsive and extremly helpful. I cant thank Immigration Voice enough for helping me resolve this issue in a quick manner.

    I have registered to be a recurring contributing member and I intend to be an active member of this group.


    My lessons from this crazy experience are:
    - Never trust your attorney, always ask for a copy of any letter/document they send to USCIS on your behalf
    - There is no organization besides IV out there that is looking out for the interests of the Immigrant Community.
    - We need to strengthen IV in all ways we can, we need to be active.
    - And as so many members have already said "We are IV." If we want things to be better "WE" need to do something about it.

    I urge members who are still contemplating becoming active members to evaluate their options and to become active and contributing members of IV.

    - Peace

    Great job IV :)... keep up the good work!



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