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  • akred
    07-14 09:23 PM
    Please dont talk BS if you do not even know who i am...i'm a member of this group since the start!!! So you have no right to say stuff you don't even know..i'm really tired of people being selfish and not caring about kids who do age out. Some children need this because they do become illegal, like myslef eventhough we we're legal...it doesnt harm you guys...so please help the dream act effort!!!

    So let me guess, your parent applied under 245(i) in 2001 and thats why you have aged out. No thanks, that 245(i) amnesty has caused us enough problems with the labor certification backlogs.





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  • sunny1000
    05-30 10:18 AM
    I applied on May18 for I-140 and will be applying to I485 soon.. and would get EAD...so what happens to EAD and AP...I cant beleive they are
    waste..Probabaly people with pending I-140 will be subject to the new systems..??..what do you guys think??..Its not pratical to drive people down the Queue again..

    Nothing will go th waste until this bill becomes the law. After that, you still have another year or more before the points system kicks in. It is when they start the points system (oct 2008) when they will look into this dreaded date of May 15 2007 and decide on people's fate. Until then, keep doing what you are doing.





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  • unitednations
    03-11 03:28 PM
    It is not so easy to convince Sen Grassley.

    Gotta love this system...

    Two years ago; Grassley sent a questionnaire to the top 10 Indian outsourcing companies of how they use non immigrant visas.

    They did not have any legal obligation to answer his query. They answered his questions by non answering it.

    Grassley then starts to increase the rhetoric and starts pressuring uscis/dol to start investigations.

    uscis/dol start investigatin and denying cases and study it and find fraud.

    now; Grassley is getting his way and starting to change policy.

    Nascom senses game is over and come begging which is exactly what grassley wanted in the first place.

    At the end; he will get these guys to agree to tough measures (ie., lca requirements for L-1; tougher measures on h-1b, etc.

    See how Microsoft answered differently when they got the query and compare to these guys.

    This system created in USA has a way of making you conform to their behaviour willingly or through long and painful way. Looks like they had to learn through long and painful way.





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  • somegchuh
    12-05 05:25 PM
    Would you mind sharing the process of getting the PPF from your old employer in India? i.e. what kind of forms do I need to request? What kind of documentation is needed etc?

    I closed my PPF account twice and never paid a single paisa. The second one I closed when I was in US and got the forms here through my old employer and Signed and send those form back to that employer , they filed it, Don'y know if they attached "NOC" but I got all of my money (close to INR80K) in 2 or 3 weeks at my home address in India.

    I guess no one needs to pay money for to PPF in any state all you need tyo do is follow the proper instructions, It's as good as in any bank.



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  • syzygy
    07-10 09:19 AM
    Can we start this action item to have this guy kicked out of CNN ?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fx--jNQYNgA

    Let's send as many letters to CNN and get his ass fired.





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  • desi485
    10-10 07:11 PM
    There are many people from these Indian Outsourcing companies who are switching to US comanies or even to local desi bodyshopping companies for various reasons...Like the ones below

    1) If you are in US onsite, there is no guarantee that you would be onsite for the prolonged period you want. When the business need arises, you will have to go back at short notice. Most of the people quit these companies in US due to that reason alone.
    2) They don't process GCs in general (very limited cases....)
    3) Chances are that one may make more money based on the skill-set

    However, if people continue to believe that these companies are just sort of "glorified body shoppers", nothing stops them.

    But outsourcing is increasingly preferred by US corporates & these outsourcing companies are only going to prosper.....

    Just the fact that you make more money outside is a proof of underpay.

    also I read few months back that out of some 70K SWITCH ppl in usa, they filed GC for less than 100 employees. Do you think only 100 out of some 70K H1B wanted GC??? Another proof that they do not want their employees to move ahead.

    Any way you argue, the truth is SWITCH is a glorified bodyshopper.

    and that too glorified in india by indian media, not by US media.



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  • amslonewolf
    04-17 07:06 PM
    I have a EB3 India PD of May 2002.. That said, the snippet in the visa bulletin sounds very promising..





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  • chanduv23
    10-10 06:03 AM
    Dude...you still remember this Alpheratta GA company?

    Oh, they were about to trap me into joining them, I did an interview through them back in 2001 the client wanted to hire and when I told them I am not interested, they started forcing me, then they sent a employee to my apartment to bring me to their place, my roommate joined them and he also had a tough time, he later transferred his h1 to a middle client and after that both me and my roommate had to constantly workout strategies to get his w2s, paystubs etc.... they gave him a real tough time



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  • coopheal
    04-18 02:43 PM
    'cause almost all India EB3 visa numbers for this year are gone.
    Where did you get information about almost all EB3 GCs for India are gone for the year.





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  • missourian
    05-29 05:34 PM
    Just I got the success message, it's working!!!



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  • MDix
    02-13 03:15 PM
    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=97e19c337879d110VgnVCM1000004718190aRCR D&vgnextchannel=54519c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD

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  • ramreddy
    01-31 05:08 AM
    Ms Su of TVU....why would someone stoop so low and looks like she became a convenient scapegoat for the students ..? not sure what'd you think. She has a Phd from UC Berkley and a patent on her name ....several publications.
    I dug up her resume...
    Dr. Susan Xiao-Ping Su
    President of Tri-Valley University
    Tri-Valley University TVU (http://trivalleyuniversity.org)
    E-mail: ssu@trivalleyuniversity.org, su123@sbcglobal.net


    EDUCATION

    Ph .D. Department of Mechanical Engineering, University of California at Berkeley, 2001.
    Major: Design; Minor I: Microscale Heat Transfer; Minor II: Integrated Circuit Technology.
    Dissertation: Compliant Microleverage Mechanism Design for MEMS Application
    Dissertation Advisors: Prof. Alice M. Agogino; Prof. Tsu-Jae King, Prof. Dennise K. Lieu
    M. S. Department of Mechanical and Aeronautical Engineering, University of California at Davis, 1997. Major: Design
    Thesis: Computer-Aided Kinematic and Dynamic Analysis of Spatial Mechanisms
    Thesis Advisors: Prof. Harry H. Cheng; Prof. Bahram Ravani; Prof. An T. Yang (Emeritus)
    B. S. Department of Engineering Mechanics, Tsinghua University, China, 1991.
    Major Field of Study: Fluid Mechanics

    WORK EXPERIENCE
    1. President and Founder, Semiconductor System Integration, Pleasanton, 2003-present
    � Consultant for Phosistor Technology, Pleasanton, on Semiconductor Device Fabrication, Development of photonic component (laser and OPM) process, Oxford Plasmalab DRIE and ICP etching of SiO2 for Optical MEMS devices.
    � Consultant for California Micro Device on Chip-Scale-Packaging strengthen mechanism;
    � Consultant for NASA on nano chemical sensor fabrication.
    � High-density Magnetic Random Access Memory Development
    2. Lecturer, HerGuan University, Sunnyvale, 2007
    EE537 Analog IC Design, EE515 & 516 VLSI I & II
    3. Lecturer, San Jose State University, San Jose, CA, Fall 2004-2006
    EE178 Digital System Design with FPGA, ME 101 Dynamic
    4. Lecturer, San Francisco State University, San Francisco, CA, 2004-2005;
    ENGR 890 Design of MEMS; Design of CMOS Memory Circuit
    ENGR 356 Computer Architecture; ENGR378 Digital System Design with Verilog.
    5. Lecturer, International Technological University, Santa Clara, CA, 2004-2007
    EEN967 Analog IC Design; EE 519 CMOS Memory Circuit Design; EE 511 VlSI I, II;
    EEN 923 & 910 Semiconductor Physics & Devices; EEN 918 IC Fabrication Technology.
    6. Lecturer, Northwestern Polytechnic University, Fremont, CA, 9/2002 -2004
    EE 507 Analog IC Design; EE 520 CMOS Memory Circuit Design;
    EE 506 VLSI II; EE 624 IC Fabrication Technology; EE 581 MEMS/NEMS Design;
    Developing MEMS and nanotechnology concentration area curriculum.
    7. Member of Technical Staff, Project manager, PicoNetics Inc., Fremont, 9/2000-9/2002.
    � 256K 100MHz (TSMC 0.25m) and 4M 200MHz SRAM design (0.13m G logic process); RLC circuit for on-chip sin wave generation, sense amplifier fro SRAM, DRAM, Bandgap reference, voltage regulator, PLL circuit design, standard cell library design.
    � Supervision of two layout engineers for a 256K SRAM circuit including all technical file set-up, layout optimization for minimum coupling and RC delay, Dracula LVS and Arcadia extraction, LVS and Extraction tools evaluation and memory compliers; UMC and TSMC 0.25, 0.18, 0.15 and 0.13 m process evaluation for SRAM.

    8. Graduate Researcher, Berkeley Sensor and Actuator Center (BSAC), and Berkeley Expert Technology System Lab (BEST), U. C. Berkeley, 1996-2000.
    � Design, fabrication and testing of a resonant accelerometer (RXL) with on-chip amplifier and two-stage leverage mechanism by the SOI-MEMS integrated process.
    � Compliant micro-leverage mechanism design and analysis, FEM analysis and simulation with ABAQUS and SUGAR; Design of the mechanism for force and displacement amplification in other MEMS devices including a micro-valve, an electrostatic actuator and the suspension of the disk drive.

    9. Internship, Lawrence Berkeley National Lab, EETD, 6/1999-12/1999.
    � Optics programming; SEM and TEM measurements of glass samples.

    10. Graduate Researcher, Integrated Engineering and Mechatronics Lab, Dept. of Mechanical and Aeronautical Engineering, UC Davis, 1994-1996
    � With Ch program, analysis of velocity and acceleration for 32 spatial mechanisms (4-bar, 5-bar, 6-bar and 7-bar); force and torque analysis of RCCC & RCRCR mechanisms;
    � Designed a data acquisition system for PAS machine by communication of an AT-MIO-16F board in Labview.


    GRADUATE THESIS ADVISING:

    � Yaosong Tao, International Technological University, Ph.D. Thesis: RF MEMS Components for Communication Systems, 2004.
    � Leo Huang, Northwestern Polytechnic University, M.S. Thesis, Contacting Printing Lithography for Polymeric Organic Light-Emitting Diode, 2005;
    � Sam Shi, International Technological University, M.S. Thesis, A 8-bit Energy Recover Adder, 2005;
    � Parthiv Pandya, International Technological University, M.S. Thesis: MRAM Core Cell Design and Optimization, 2004;
    � Paisit Sriprataks, International Technological University, M.S. Thesis: MRAM Sensing Circuit Design, 2004;
    � Balajee Premraj, International Technological University, M.S. Thesis: Design of an 8M MRAM, 2004;
    � Raul Gali, Northwestern Polytechnic University, M.S. Thesis: Signal Process Circuit Design for a Resonant Accelerometer, 2003;

    AWARDS and HONORS

    � John H. Latoures Scholarship, Mechanical Engineering Department,U.C. Berkeley, 2001.
    � Lankershim Awards, U.C. Berkeley, 2000
    � National Science Foundation (NSF) Graduate Research Fellowship (1996-1999);
    � American Associated University Woman (AAUW) Selected Professional Fellowship ,1995;
    � University Fee Grant, UC Davis, 1994.

    PUBLICATIONS

    1. S. X. P. Su, H. S. Yang, Alice M Agogino, Resonant Accelerometer with a Two-Stage Microleverage Mechanism Fabricated by SOI-MEMS Technology, IEEE Sensors Journal, Vol.5, No.6 December 2005, p.1214-1223
    2. An Sang Hou, Susan X. P. Su, Design of a Capacitive-Sensor Signal Processing System with High Accuracy and Short Conversion Time, Sensors and Actuators A: Physical, Volume 119, Issue 1, 28 March 2005, P.113-119
    3. X-P S. Su, H. S. Yang, Analytical Modeling and FEM Simulation of Single-Stage Microleverage Mechanism, International Journal of Mechanical Sciences 44, 2217-2238, 2002.
    4. X-P. S. Su, H. S. Yang, Two-Stage Microleverage Mechanism Optimization in a Resonant Accelerometer, Structural and Multidisciplinary Optimization 22, 328-336, 2002.
    5. X-P S. Su, H. S. Yang, Design of Compliant Microleverage Mechanism, Sensors and Actuators, A 87 146-156, 2001.
    6. X-P S. Su, H. S. Yang, Single-Stage Microleverage Mechanism Optimization in a Resonant Accelerometer, Structural and Multidisciplinary Optimization 21, 246-252, 2001
    7. H. S. Yang, X-P S. Su and B. Bai, Strain Analysis in Uniaxial Tensile and Compression Testing of Anisotropic Materials, International Journal of Mechanical Sciences 42 (2000) 2395-2415.

    PATENTS

    1. Susan X. P. Su, �A Folded-MTJ MRAM Cell� U.S. Patent No. US60/994941, 2007



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  • Munna Bhai
    05-15 04:14 PM
    This guy manhandled his wife and was in the jail for one day. Read his previous post in this forum. Why you are so compassanate for a women beater. ?. Now he want to marry another women. Who knows he will do same thing to her also?. Munna Bhai read his post and comment. IV is for good cause; not for people with criminal behaviour.

    Were you witness to what happened in his home on that day?? If not, don't be judgemental....leave that to him and his wife and to family court. IV is not for "every good cause"...we are having very difficult time ourself...

    Looks like you already received GC and you have great & lot of time to get into other issue.





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  • needhelp!
    01-16 02:45 PM
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  • akgind
    07-13 06:19 PM
    Taking up the DREAM Act issue will strengthen the IV cause...by showing how legals are getting short-changed from every angle on the entire immigration issue.

    It requires a very small change in the DREAM Act as contained in CIR. Just remove the clause that says it will apply to Z visa holders. In any case, Z visa no longer exists since CIR failed. But I am afraid the will replace it by some condition requiring undocumented presence. Remaining conditions apply to legals as well:

    (from the failed CIR)

    � Have maintained continuous physical presence in the U.S. since 1/1/07
    � Was under 30 years of age on date of enactment
    � Was under age 16 at time of initial entry into U.S.
    � Have obtained U.S. high school diploma or GED
    � Have not been absent from the U.S. for more than 365 total days during period of conditional residence (except those absent due to U.S. military service)
    � Have acquired a degree from a U.S. higher ed institution; or completed 2 years in Bachelor�s degree program or higher at such an institution; or have served at least 2 years in the U.S. military
    � Has provided a list of all of the secondary educational institutions he or she has attended in the U.S

    Agree with you ... They say things like kids should not suffer for actions of their parents .. Why the same logic apply for legal kids.





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  • ddeka
    11-06 12:09 PM
    I think EADs are sent to the applicant and AP to the attorney...had the same in my case...plus seen lots of folks here say the same thing...

    EAD, AP & FP notice are sent directly to the applicant. If you see the status of AP as document mailed then you should get within 2/3 days as they send by DHL. I got mine in 2 days, my wife also got in 2 days



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  • v2neha
    03-27 04:00 PM
    Team,

    The meeting with Rep. Pete Stark's district director Jo Cazenave went very well. She had a little idea about, but was not fully aware of EB process for obtaining GC, and was impressed with our presentation that explained the process in graphical manner. Jo confirmed that Congressman Stark was against illegal immigration and also clarified that he was all in for high tech legal immigration. She listened attentively and took notes. She showed more interest in knowing facts about provisions of S.2454 and Spector's mark up that would reverse provisions of AC21 and Sen. Fienstein's amendments to these proposed bills. She repeatedly reminded me to make sure to forward more details on these after the meeting. I've sent her these details in the 'Thank you' email after the meeting. As it has been the case with outcome of other lawmaker staff's meetings, she suggested that we agressively meet with as many lawmakers as possible - especially in DC, seek support of big companies who hire EB workers and encourage people to contact their congress reps in case of unacceptable administrative delays. Jo has extended her invitation to members of IV to attend Rep. Stark's town meetings. (The next one to be held on 1st Apr'06 in Newark - details on http://www.house.gov/stark/contact/townmeeting.htm ). She asked my personal experience with the GC Processing and how it has impacted me. She noted down my home address and promised that she will not only convey a picture of the issues faced by EB immigrants to the rep, but also have him contact me via mail for anything he might have to say or ask.





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  • abhijitp
    09-21 03:40 PM
    What has this rally given us?

    Well, I can tell you that whoever flew in/ drove in/ walked 4 miles between noon and 2:30pm is convinced of the need for an organized and peaceful battle against the unfair and broken green card process. The 1000 souls that showed up on that day, besides those who pitched in any way to help them, will find sending webfaxes and meeting their lawmakers (locally) to be a piece of cake. Once that happens, things can only get better for us as a community!





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  • nozerd
    01-18 09:22 AM
    I think it meand one of 2 things

    1) There may be sopme qnquiry telephone number or email available only to lawyers
    2) They will work through the AILA liason at TSC. I believe AILA has a liason with that office who can directly bring these up with higher ups involved. Non AILA members wouldnt have office.





    Shirdibaba
    11-03 04:22 PM
    Yes,it was 10/15 when we called the center.
    the agent id is XM0161
    Is the ID same for all?
    I am trying to get the appt wt infopass through my lawyer.Hope he will not have to accompany us then.
    ALSO Guys, what are the docs u took for the appt wt the officer?
    Was there any specific questions?

    thanx again.we were so worried all this while.till i read ur thread.





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    04-02 05:09 PM
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