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  • like_watching_paint_dry
    02-27 03:15 PM
    LOL. This thread again...

    They gamble, they lose and then they whine about rules being unfair here.

    And this willwin guy has the nerve to give me a red mark on my post saying I'm not being diplomatic... like I care about being diplomatic when they want IV to shift its primary focus in order to cater to such ridiculous asks!! If I wanted to be diplomatic, I'd have come here on foreign service. :rolleyes:





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  • kumsoft
    08-01 12:49 PM
    My I-140 approved from TSC and I-485 submitted to NSC on July 2nd 7:55am. I talked to 2 immigration officer today morning. They informed me my case would be transfered to TSC. I dont know if NSC would receipt my application:confused:





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  • nag2007
    10-11 04:25 PM
    Yes Sir. Unfortunate for labor not cleared in time.
    EB3 RIR March 2005.





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  • funny
    05-15 11:41 AM
    I believe Mbhai did a dis-service by negating good advice. What is the guarantee that the 2nd women that this guy marries will not ask for divorce? The best thing he can do is find a way to reconcile, unless there is marital infidility.

    I believe "snathan" story was inspiring and addressed the true problem of that individual and every indivudual's life. Trust me, when you all get your GC's ...it will be these things that will matter to all of you, rather than anything else.

    I felt the same....



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  • BharatPremi
    11-06 11:28 AM
    Thanks bharatpremi - thats a pretty comprehensive scenario.! Very helpful indeed.!
    My Infopass appt. is next week in baltimore. My EAD & AP are still pending for both me and my wife. 90 days was y'day.! USCIS recd. our EAD & AP applications on 8/7.

    I have scheduled my appt. for tuesday morning. I could provide only my info (A# and receipt #) online - can i take my wife along too although she hasn't officially scheduled a appt for tuesday with me.? Do you know if they may object when we have filled ii only 1 person online but 2 show up for the appt.?
    Thanks.!

    I think you should not face any problem. I went alongwith my wife (Although I took appintmnet for 4 but my children did not come for obvious reason - school day) and Guard, Guy at window or lady at the counter none of them asked a single question to my wife. So I believe if your wife come alongwith during an appintment, you should not face any problem. All in all for me total process was not more than 30 -40 minutes. So in case if they hesitate to let her in she can wait outside either in a car or in waiting room (Assuming Baltimore has same facility as Dallas)





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  • willwin
    06-05 09:59 AM
    I am not sure. Here is what my opinion is :


    I think he posts spicy messages on his forum to market himself. He uses strong language against USCIS to gain support from his prospective clients.

    Has he ever stood up for immigrants other than writing strong worded posts? Give me examples as I do not know any? I may be wrong in my assumption.

    I am sorry but I don't agree with you.

    He never said he was running a charity for immigrants or an active supporter of IV.

    Despite, he has been helping several immigrants with very apt and prompt replies to several questions (most of them very basic and repetitive) and if that is a way to attract new clients, I don't see anything wrong in that approach. After all, it is his business and he is using his own website to promote his business!

    Above all, his views on USCIS is very logic to me especially his way of reasoning retrogression. He says VISA cut off date movement is inversely proportional to USCIS efficiency. The higher their efficiency, lower the movement and vice versa.



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  • Canadianindian
    07-07 06:36 PM
    I watched it..it is great step..but we should all write to Brian Williams
    to do indepth story on it.

    Can someone please send a link.





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  • nlssubbu
    05-12 12:04 PM
    - How has greencard changed your life after receiving it?
    GC arrival does change the life little bit. My frequent anxiety regarding various renewals like EAD, AP, H1/H4 vanished along with the tons of documentation that I have to do for those. I was struck to my current job during this process and continued the same way even after GC, but I am about change that soon. GC now provides me the ability to compete with others in the open market and provide me the confidence.
    - What did you do on the day you received it?
    I just went to the Temple and thank God for finally receiving it during my life time!
    - How did the long wait upset your life?
    More than me, it upsets my wife a lot. This does take a toll on her as she is confined to home and occasional voluntary services. She is now vigorously pursuing for a job in this down market and finding it difficult to compete with others, who have recent US job experience.
    - How did immigrationvoice help you during this long wait?
    IV helped to be better informed about various processes, procedures. This also helped me to deal with the attorneys directly by-passing the paralegals, who have little knowledge and to get the attorney�s much needed attention to my cases.
    - Would you like to continue your support to immigration voice and help others waiting?
    Yes. I do visit the forum from time to time and provide my experience and get updated with the changing rules, regulations and the visa status.
    - Any advice for everyone?
    As we are the people in no man�s land, I would suggest every one to be united to support the noble and good cause to revamp this system. I was driven away by the infighting and bickering and do not understand what benefits that is going to provide. Though I understand the pain, frustration and agony for the uncertain wait for this process, I would like to remind everyone that this is the time where we may need to be more united and welcome others instead of fighting among ourselves.

    Once anyone received his greencard, please update the IV tracker too. We like to see how many members in IV are greencard holders and what is the current trend of approvals in our membership
    - I did updated

    Thanks



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  • jonty_11
    07-02 03:23 PM
    Total 1000 for Medical - self
    UUSees and Attorney Fees - EMployer





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  • md_alien
    04-13 11:14 AM
    Linkified (http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_3219.html)



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  • gdhiren
    08-28 03:08 PM
    Folks, really great. I am around DC and coordinating the Pickups/Dropoffs. Please PM me your flight details if you need to be picked up from the airport or dropped off to the airport, don't be shy, we will make every efforts to accomodate your needs. There is also a separate thread if you need accomodation (we have several hosts).

    Thank you guys for flying all the way from west coast.
    Dhiren

    PS: Waiting_4_GC, I have your flight info.





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  • shivapb80
    06-05 10:01 AM
    actually that is not what i understand...though we should wait for

    1. some lawyer to come up with clarifications.
    2. updates to the adjudicator field manual.

    i think this still upholds the memorandum with regards to porting off on unapproved i-140. if you notice the case they have cited "Matter of Al Wazzan" is date Oct, 2005 where as the favourable Yates memo came out in Dec 2005.

    what i understand is that they are just reiterating that porting off on unapproved i-140 is not automatic and requires that the adjudicator decide on the pending i-140 first before deciding wether the porting off is protected under AC21 or not.

    but again...i myself am waiting for clarifications from immigration law websites like murthy.com and immigration-law.com etc.



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  • gvenkat
    02-28 03:02 PM
    I understand you don�t care about the United States and its people and you�re only interested in what you can gain from them but if you weren�t so blinded by greed you�d see this is something else they can give to you. Now I know why I took the route I did, I would have accomplished far less in my personal life with the likes of you. In fact, I may doing to much sharing my expertise with you. I refuse to have my name tarnished any further. Besides, you�re only a beginner. What was I thinking? IV really ought to make it clear to everyone that this is an amateur site. Maybe by changing its name to Beginning Immigration. IV definitely is not the voice of Immigration � my voice is different from IVs and I�m dealing with immigration. I may have to contact the internet higher-ups about this farse.

    u shud have tried the smuggling from any other country say thailand or singapore.. then u would not have come here crying.. now get lost :mad::mad::mad:





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  • vactorboy29
    04-29 01:06 PM
    India was demanding latest fighter jets (F-22) but US can offer only old version F-16,F-18 to India. Basic reason for US denial to latest technology because of India -US relation and their status .US only offers new technology to its close allys. I think it was prudent move from India’s part to get latest and greatest technology. To get these new technologies US congress needs to pass law and define India as close ally.



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  • kopra
    04-09 03:19 PM
    I Still Believe in USCIS for the GC and the H1B Processing for giving me a fair chance to particpate, eventhough its a Lottery ( more or less like that for GC Processing also, although its not an "official" thing), because if GC was processed from India, i know that half of the people will come with an MP's, and MLA's recommentation, another group will come with distant relatives in USCIS( to approve their cases faster) and another group would bribe the officials to get it. Poor people like me who dosent have any of these will wait for a GC or H1B forever. Its only because in US when we stand in a Queue or line, we see the FIFO, we expect the same from USCIS also



    Even horse-betting has some amount of skill level (of the horse) and knowledge involved when u place a bet...and to think about it....When I used to be in India, I was told why India is not improving is because meritocracy takes a back seat everywhere while in US people are rewarded based on merits. I now realize with the backlog and the H1B that things are worse out here. GC process is such a long and arduous process that it takes the most productive years of your life away by forcing to work in a company without a change in position. H1B has now become even more of a laughing stock because of the mega lotto we have every year and everyone could see this coming 100 miles away and pity that nothing was done for last 2 years to address this problem





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  • axp817
    04-09 02:46 PM
    Receipting is not done by VO and the staff who do receipting follow certain procedures.

    USCIS mailroom has certain protocols and thats why even our AC21 documentation does not reach file.

    Files are distributed to different officers and they work on the files.

    Without a receipt number you cannot track your MTR.

    Talk to a very good Attorney on further course of action.

    I filed MTR - my 485 was denied because the officer ignored the AC21 job change. When I called customer service and explained - I was transferred to a VO and when I explained it, she requested me to file an appeal so that I don't have to pay instead f MTR.

    When I talked to Attorney - she said "Don't do that - when your MTR gets receipted, you can track it but cannot track an appeal"

    Remember MTR = if USCIS makes a mistake - MTR costs $$
    Appeal = if you want AAO to consider various factors on a correctly interpreted denial and appeal to see if you can convince.

    Good information, thank you.



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  • nousername
    07-21 08:57 PM
    Hey Ronhira, I really enjoyed reading your reply.. I really don't care about this so called call but your reply simply made me smile. Thanks...


    hey asshole, stop posting these idiotic messages using different ids..... no one is scared of this shit.... if you really don't want people to call.... stop posting this bullshit..... otherwise people will call in.... and u can't do a jack shit about it..... if u r for real and u think anyone here is scared of this shit...... u r just old school which means u need basic lessons of what's going on in this world ..... probably that's y even slumdogs can take u'r job and u r unemployed.... just image, if according to u "slumdogs" like us can take u'r job.... what does that make you.... worst than a slumdog.... maybe poop of slumdog... do u have any shame..... stop spamming now.....

    no one here cares for u'r stupid call of bunch of slumdog poops ..... u'r impotent and u'll continue to be impotent.... go to hell.... with luv from a slumdog





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  • rajuram
    08-01 10:00 PM
    The key is that....there should not be substantial difference in the job duties and the responsibilities.

    what do 180 days start, RN date or notice date?





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  • India_USA
    07-13 09:21 AM
    you are right ron hira..this dude chickened out once we started to expose him.

    Why should we worry about those who are silent? What do you mean?

    Very True, we need to be worried about the silent ones............

    members who are being silent because they received their EADs - therefore are ready to wait (long times if necessary.......)

    members who are silent, because that is their nature or fear that active participation will somehow adversely affect them ............ this is bad, because they have nothing to fear and IV as an advocacy group will benefit tremendously for pushing for legislation/support of lawmakers - which will ultimately benefit us all.............

    members who are anti immigrants, just reading all our posts, calculating our strengths and weaknesses and using it against us when the time comes.........

    Wish I could convince every 45,000 or more members of this organization to be vocal and committed to participation.............





    nefrateedi
    07-19 11:06 AM
    This is what you can do - Both in Mumbai and in Delhi, you have USCIS approved doctors who help people going through CP. In other words those who choose to go through emp based CP or family based Green Card which US embassy issues, go through Indian hospitals in Mumbai and Delhi. I think Gangaram in Mumbai has this facility. Ask your wife to get it done from there. Do not wait till the last moment, as someone pointed out, a slight delay in flight could............

    Note that for employment based adjustment of status cases, the medicals ABSOLUTELY have to be done in the US by a USCIS approved civil surgeon. One can get the immunizations done in their home country, however the exam has to be done in the US.





    AUG2005GC
    08-22 12:02 AM
    I was able to successfully port my EB3 to EB2 and received my GC last month. I am working for a mid-size American consulting firm. My background is Bachelors in Computers from India and did Masters in Computers from US.

    I filed my EB3 labor in AUG 2005 and got both labor and I140 approved in two months.
    Filed 485 in July 2007 & got EAD/AP.

    Went to my Employer and requested them to either refile my application for EB2 or I will have to resign. Since I was already working as PM, it was easy for my Employer to file for EB2 for PM position.

    Filed EB2 labor in March 2009, Got approved in Jan 2010
    Got EB2 I140 approved in March 2010
    Late March Case transferred to Local Office.
    Personal Interview in May 2010 - IO was not sure why i was called for interview. No Questions asked and told to wait till date gets current.
    Date got current in July.
    - Call multiple times 800 number only standard response
    - Went to local office and request update. IO told to wait for a week. 2 days later on 14th July got my GC approved.

    I believe even if you get your GC 6 months early by porting dates, its worth it. I hope my story helps you.

    Best Luck!



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